City Folk Derpness

 Flipping out of pitfalls...

The original "Dont Fart Here" pattern.

 Gee, I wonder where Broccolo is...

 Blathers is a dork.

Whenever I had to write a letter to an animal for Nook, or write on the notice board, it would always say the same thing. "Nook sells plastic butts to underage animals."  After a while I got bored with that, so I made up nonsensical variations. When I wrote this particular one, I was actually falling asleep... My son walked in and woke me up, asking me who "gmook" was.

 Watering Sahara.